Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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