We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
