As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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