hotel room ftw
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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