North Korea, Best Korea!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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