Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I want a musical about memes.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
