Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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