I cannot find my penis.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
