you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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