I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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