I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
