took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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