So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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