People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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