There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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