The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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