Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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