I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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