: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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