didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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