Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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