I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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