Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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