its not stalking. its research.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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