I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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