But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Randomize
