dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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