its not stalking. its research.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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