He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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