My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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