Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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