she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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