I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Randomize
