If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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