Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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