I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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