i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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