I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize