Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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