I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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