What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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