Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We left the knife in your bed.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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