Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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