everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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