Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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