Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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