Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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