Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
they're like a gay fantastic four
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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