brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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