Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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