Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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