so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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