i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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