Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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