It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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