if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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