i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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